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Welcome to Season 2 of The Monkees<\/em><\/a> TV Show Episode Guide.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Season 2 of The Monkees<\/a><\/em> debuted on NBC September 11, 1967 and ended March 25, 1968. Below are summaries of each episode with songs, dates, quotes, and credits. Coming soon will be detailed pages for each episode.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Monkees TV show<\/a><\/strong> is owned by Rhino\/Time Warner. If you would like to purchase The Monkees TV series, it is currently available on Blu-Ray on the Rhino\/Time Warner store: The Monkees Complete TV Series Blu-Ray<\/a>. Thank you to Sunshine Factory<\/a> for the transcribed scripts and screen shots used for all of this artwork!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Meet The Monkees<\/em>: <\/strong>four young, plucky, out-of-work musicians, with long-hair and groovy clothes, who live together in a ramshackle California beach house in the 1960s, and often find themselves in madcap adventures and unexpected romance as they try to carve out a life for themselves different than their parents generation and struggle to make it as a band.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

British Davy Jones stands at only 5\u20193\u201d, but this heartthrob and hero has never let his small stature stand between him and his various love interests, facing an adversary, or charming his way out of a conflict; Los Angeles native Micky Dolenz is zany and adventurous, and often uses comedy, caricatures, and his science-driven mind to devise elaborate schemes, maneuver his way out of crazy situations, and get the band out of trouble; Texan Michael Nesmith is the cool, calm, collected-under-pressure de facto leader of the group, the rational problem solver and mature voice of reason, with deadpan delivery of humor and a reassuring confidence; and Connecticut native Peter Tork is the sensitive, earnest neurodivergent, musically gifted but socially awkward, ironically charming in his unavoidable sincerity, showing how to see the world with childlike wonder with his literal perception and innocent heart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Together, these four men show that even if they have long hair, weird mishaps, and an unconventional lifestyle, \u201cthey\u2019re just trying to be friendly\u201d, and are \u201ctoo busy singing to put anybody down.\u201d They\u2019re the young generation\u2014and they\u2019ve got something to say! \ud83d\udcfa \ud83c\udfb8\u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Episode 33: “It’s A Nice Place To Visit”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Air Date: September 11, 1967
Written by Treva Silverman <\/strong>
Directed by James Frawley<\/strong>
Produced by Bob Rafelson <\/strong>and Bert Schnieder<\/strong>
Songs: “Hanging Round”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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When The Monkeemobile breaks down in a remote part of Mexico, Davy Jones falls in love with local waitress Angelita. The Monkees need to earn enough money performing at the local cantina for car repairs as they navigate patriarchal gang-wars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

[Apologies for the cultural appropriation and stereotypes found in this episode.]<\/p>\n\n\n

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Quotes<\/em><\/strong>
MIKE: <\/strong>
Did you find out what\u2019s the matter with the car yet?
LUPE: <\/strong>
Si, amigo<\/em>. I examine it from top to bottom! Finally, I find the trouble.
MIKE:<\/strong>
Oh, good. Wha-what is it?
LUPE<\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
It\u2019s broken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ANGELITA<\/strong>: <\/strong>
No. No, please. If you leave, he will punish the entire town.
MICKY: <\/strong>
Baby, if I don\u2019t leave, he gonna punish my entire body<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PETER: <\/strong>
Are you scared?
MICKY: <\/strong>
No, I\u2019m not scared. I welcome this duel. Symbol of good against the symbol of evil, and I know I\u2019m gonna be the victor.
DAVY:<\/strong>
Because the symbol of good always wins?
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
No, because the lead in a television series always wins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Episode 34: “The Picture Frame”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Air Date: September 18, 1967
Written by Jack Winter <\/strong>
Directed by James Frawley<\/strong>
Produced by Bob Rafelson <\/strong>and Bert Schnieder<\/strong>
Songs: “Randy Scouse Git” and “Pleasant Valley Sunday”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Thinking they are being hired as actors for a movie, Michael, Micky, and Davy are tricked into robbing a bank. Peter thankfully went to the wrong location and becomes the only one who can prove his bandmates innocence.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Quotes<\/em><\/strong>
DAVY: <\/strong>
Do you think after we finish shooting the picture, we can go out to dinner?
CASHIER: <\/strong>
Do you have an account here, sir?
DAVY<\/strong>:<\/strong>
Hand over the money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SERGEANT<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
Alright, Monkees. Come on out. We know you\u2019re in there.
MICKY: <\/strong>
Hey, what do they want us for?
PETER:<\/strong>
Oh, that library book\u2014it\u2019s a week overdue!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Episode 35: “Everywhere A Sheik, Sheik”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Air Date: September 25, 1967
Written by Jack Winter <\/strong>
Directed by Alex Singer<\/strong>
Produced by Bob Rafelson <\/strong>and Bert Schnieder<\/strong>
Songs: “Love Is Only Sleeping” and “Cuddly Toy”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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When Princess Colette of Nehudi is pressured to choose a suitor or marry the undesirable Vidaru, she chooses Davy out of a teen magazine. The Monkees believe they will all have a life of luxury with Davy’s new status, but Vidaru has plans to sabotage this engagement.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Quotes<\/em><\/strong>
SHAZAR<\/strong>: <\/strong>
Do not question the strange ways of our people. Marry the princess and be happy.
DAVY: <\/strong>
Tell me, has the princess ever had a crush on anybody before?
SHAZAR<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Yes. There was a boy like you once. She loved him, but he rejected her.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Oh. Does she still see him?
SHAZAR<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Oh, yes. She visits him every week and puts a wreath on his grave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PETER<\/strong>: <\/strong>
Hey, hey, if you\u2019re, if she\u2019s re\u2014if he\u2019s really a king, and-and she\u2019s really his daughter you\u2019re going to marry, that makes you a\u2014
HASSAR<\/strong>: <\/strong>
A prince.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

HASSAR<\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
One more thing. Each of you could have his choice of a dozen wives.
MIKE: <\/strong>
Oh, lookie there.
MICKY:<\/strong>
Ooh. Ah, so, shalom, shalom.
MIKE<\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
What are you waiting for?
DAVY: <\/strong>
Well, I guess you\u2019re right, man. It\u2019s a lot better than getting killed, and, uh\u2014
MIKE:<\/strong>
Sure, mm-hm, a lot<\/em> better.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Maybe Nehudi\u2019s the place to make a name for a group. We’ll do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MIKE<\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
Say, which sounds better in a peace treaty: \u201cwe humbly request\u201d or \u201cpretty please\u201d?
MAIDEN: <\/strong>
I don\u2019t know, but, uh, you have nice ears.
MIKE:<\/strong>
Ah, I think we should use \u201cpretty please\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MAIDEN<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
You\u2019re cute.
MICKY<\/strong>: <\/strong>
Don’t touch me. Secretary of defense is never<\/em> cute. They\u2019re ruthless and ambitious and power hungry!
MAIDEN<\/strong>:<\/strong>
You wouldn\u2019t hurt a fly.
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
A fly? No. But let Russia step that much out of line, and the dreaded Nehudi Camel Corps marches straight to Moscow!
MAIDEN<\/strong>: <\/strong>
You are<\/em> ruthless.
MICKY<\/strong>:<\/strong>
Oh, and efficient too. Watch me cut thirty percent off this budget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Episode 36: “Monkee Mayor”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Air Date: October 2, 1967
Written by Jack Winter, Neil Burstyn <\/strong>
Directed by Alex Singer<\/strong>
Produced by Bob Rafelson <\/strong>and Bert Schnieder<\/strong>
Songs: “No Time” and “Pleasant Valley Sunday”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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When The Monkees become aware of neighbors being evicted to build parking lots, Michael takes matters to city hall, only to be gaslit by corrupt Mayor Motley. Since it’s an election year, Micky convinces Michael to run for mayor, but Michael’s competition tries to sabotage his campaign. <\/p>\n\n\n

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Quotes<\/em><\/strong>
MIKE<\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
Well, wait a minute. Will somebody please tell me what\u2019s going on<\/em> here?
MRS. FILCHOK<\/strong>: <\/strong>
Oh, don\u2019t you know? We\u2019ve all been evicted.
MIKE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
We have? Well, well, how did that happen?
MRS. HOMER<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
They\u2019re going to tear down our homes and build a parking lot.
MRS. FILCHOK<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
They started blasting on my block.
MR. SWEZEY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
On my door where it says, \u201cWelcome\u201d will be a sign: \u201cSeventy-five cents an hour\u201d.
PETER<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
That\u2019s terrible! Even downtown, it\u2019s only fifty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MAYOR MOTLEY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
Our country was settled in sixteen hundred and twelve\u2014
MIKE<\/strong>: <\/strong>
Well, I know that\u2014
MAYOR MOTLEY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
From across the shores. From across the shores, the pilgrims landed\u2014
MIKE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Yes.
MAYOR MOTLEY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
\u2014and found Indians.
MIKE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Yeah\u2014
MAYOR MOTLEY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Luckily, they moved those Indians.
MIKE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Well\u2014
MAYOR MOTLEY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Why, throwing people out of their homes is the American way!
MIKE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MIKE<\/strong>:<\/strong>
Oh, man. The more I think about this whole parking lot thing, the more I think we got to do something about it.
DAVY<\/strong>:<\/strong>
How come?
MIKE<\/strong>:<\/strong>
How\u2014well, because we don\u2019t want a dictatorial government running this city, and the rights of an individual citizen have got to be respected.
MICKY<\/strong>:<\/strong>
Right, yeah.
MIKE<\/strong>:<\/strong>
And because we gotta get all these people out of our house<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DAVY<\/strong>:<\/strong>
You know, you\u2019d think at three in the afternoon, there\u2019d be somebody at city hall.
MICKY<\/strong>:<\/strong>
Maybe they\u2019re on their coffee break.
PETER<\/strong>:<\/strong>
How long\u2019s their coffee break?
MIKE<\/strong>:<\/strong>
It\u2019s from nine to five.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Episode 37: “Art For Monkees’ Sake”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Air Date: October 9, 1967
Written by Coslough Johnson<\/strong>
Directed by Alex Singer<\/strong>
Produced by Bob Rafelson <\/strong>and Bert Schnieder<\/strong>
Songs: “Randy Scouse Git” and “Daydream Believer”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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When Peter displays a talent for painting, The Monkees send Peter to an art gallery to be inspired by the greats–only for Peter to fall prey to crooked art museum guards who use Peter’s talent in an art heist. The Monkees must save Peter–and the painting Peter duplicated.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Quotes<\/em><\/strong>
CHUCHE<\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
What are you doing here?
PETER<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
I\u2019ve come here to be inspired by the great painters.
CHUCHE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
I\u2019ll give you an inspire!
DUCE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
[To CHUCHE] Why do-a you use-a your hands for? I told you not-a to use-a your hands. [TO PETER] Forgive this indiscretion. Did you draw this picture?
PETER<\/strong>: <\/strong>
Yes, I did.
DUCE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
You\u2019re a very talented boy.
PETER<\/strong>: <\/strong>
Thank you. I play bass too.
DUCE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
An artist and<\/em> a musician.
CHUCHE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
We should kill them both<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CHUCHE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
Hey, boss, I don\u2019t get it.
DUCE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
That\u2019s why I\u2019m the brains of this outfit, and you\u2019re the muscle. We\u2019re going to use his copy of the painting, then we make a switch.
CHUCHE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
And then what do we do?
DUCE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
Then we sell the painting and make a fortune.
CHUCHE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
And then<\/em> what do we do?
DUCE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
Then we buy tickets to Europe.
CHUCHE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Hey, that\u2019s expensive.
DUCE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
You want to save money? I\u2019ll get you deported.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DUCE<\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
What\u2019s a matter this time? All you have to do is copy a little painting.
PETER<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
I just don\u2019t feel<\/em> it.
CHUCHE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Hey, Duce, I can make him feel<\/em> it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MICKY<\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong> Excuse me, but I want to, uh\u2014
ARTIST<\/strong>: <\/strong>You want what? To be an artist? Huh. You could never be an artist; you have no beard<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Episode 38: “I Was A 99 Pound Weakling”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Air Date: October 16, 1967
Written by Gerald Gardner, Dee Caruso and Neil Burstyn.<\/strong>
Directed by Alex Singer<\/strong>
Produced by Bob Rafelson <\/strong>and Bert Schnieder<\/strong>
Songs: “Sunny Girlfriend” and “Love Is Only Sleeping”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Desperate to win the love of a superficial woman, Micky is persuaded to join a scammy “health and fitness” program run by Shah-Ku and goes to great lengths to try to change his physical appearance–but for the other Monkees are suspicious Shah-Ku is a fraud.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Quotes<\/em><\/strong>
SHAH-KU<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
Betraying one\u2019s own body and becoming an absolute and utter physical wreck.
MICKY<\/strong>: <\/strong>
I may not be in very good shape, but I\u2019m no weakling.
SHAH-KU<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Must I resort to calling you skinny to remind you?
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Don\u2019t say that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MICKY<\/strong>: <\/strong>
Well, that\u2019s no good. Brenda digs muscles, and I just don\u2019t have any.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Hey, we took care of that. Don\u2019t worry.
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Huh?
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Here you go, son. Put your arms through there. Put your jacket on here. Here we go.
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
This better be a good idea!
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Oh, you\u2019ll look great. Don\u2019t worry.
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
I can\u2019t get my arm in.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Up there, around the back. There we go. Now, this is your sportswear, casual beach attire.
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
This is casual?<\/em>
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Well, just a minute. *unzips jacket* That\u2019s as casual as you can get.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PETER<\/strong>: <\/strong>
Hey, Micky, where\u2019s the steak?
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Steak, is in the garbage, where it should be.
PETER<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
That\u2019s no place to serve steak.
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Steak has fat. Fat clogs your veins. Davy, that\u2019s probably why you\u2019re so short; your veins are all clogged.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
So what we\u2019re going to eat now you put the steak in the garbage?
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Ah! The essence of a healthful cuisine. Voil\u00e0! Fried fermented goat milk curd burned in a dash of lemon seed oil to a crisp, golden green.
PETER<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Do you think we can save the steak?
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Let\u2019s try.
MICKY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
And after that fellas, I will further tempt your tastebuds with scraped mountain moss au gratin with a special peanut shell base.
PETER<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
You made the peanut shell base yourself?
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Of course, he did you twit; you can\u2019t get a thing like that in cans.
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Episode 39: “Hillbilly Honeymoon”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Air Date: October 23, 1967
Written by Peter Meyerson<\/strong>
Directed by James Frawley<\/strong>
Produced by Bob Rafelson <\/strong>and Bert Schnieder<\/strong>
Songs: “Papa Gene’s Blues”, and background music by Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Lost on a road trip, The Monkees find themselves in in the hillbilly town of Swineville and entangled in a family feud between the The Weskitts and The Chubbers. The Monkees attempt to help the families reconcile and get Davy out of marrying Ella Mae Chubber.<\/p>\n\n\n

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MIKE<\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
Line. Davy, stay on the line, and follow it all the way to the end, and find some help.
DAVY<\/strong>: <\/strong>
But I\u2019ll never see you again!
PETER<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Yes, you will.
MIKE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
How?
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
How come?
PETER<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Well, if it\u2019s a straight line, it goes all the way around the world, and it comes back the same point here, coming back to the other side.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Oh, Peter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ELLA MAE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>: <\/strong>
You\u2019re beautiful. I love you.
DAVY<\/strong>: <\/strong>
I gotta get back on the line. Please let me get back on the line! I gotta get back on that stripe, or they\u2019ll kill me.
ELLA MAE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Well, if my boyfriend finds out we\u2019ve been sparking, he\u2019s gonna kill you anyway.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
But we haven\u2019t! Oh! *gets kissed* May I rest in peace.
ELLA MAE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
And if my daddy ever found out…
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
What would he<\/em> say?
PAW<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
He\u2019d say, \u201cWelcome to the family, son\u201d. Hee hee hee hee. Ella Mae, looks like you got yourself a man!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ELLA MAE<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Paw, Judd, please. Let\u2019s not start feuding again.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Now the girl\u2019s right. You ought to listen to her.
JUDD<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
I warned you, Ella Mae, I warned you to stop kissing other boys.
PAW<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
And Judd Weskitt, I warned you to keep away from Ella Mae.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
And I\u2019m warning both of you! Helllllllllp!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Oh. Ooh! I\u2019m sorry. I-I didn\u2019t mean to touch your gun.
JUDD<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
You no account city slicker.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
I\u2019m not a city slicker.
JUDD<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
How much is one and one?
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
Two?
JUDD<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
That proves it, you fast talking sharpie.
DAVY<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
But I\u2019m not from the city; I\u2019m English.
MAW<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>:<\/strong>
A danged redcoat! I knew<\/em> they\u2019d be coming back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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